“Lessee, now, we’ll be needing a strong CRM component—those help desk requests are really starting to clog up the system… and to be honest, our field reps could use some tighter linkage with head office, know what I’m sayin’?
“And as for accounting functionality, OK, now here’s the thing. Forecasting numbers are a little unreliable since the Big Unplug… plus, you should see some of the inventory management headaches we’re getting into—transubstantiation, schmansubstantiation, you ever try reconciling a holy trinity when one of ‘em’s dead, fer cryin’ out loud? And anyway we’re thinking of rebranding our bread product line. 'Bi-weekly bread', now that’s got more of a ring to it, don’t you think?
“Oh, and we’ll need some sort of RFID mechanism for the new soul transportation system—ha ha ha, remember that guy who smudged his bar code on the way up?”